the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
thor//the avengers//thor the dark world parallels [part 1]
my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is
You know what gifs there will be beneath this post soon!
I LOVE THESE THREE TOGETHER SO SO SO MUCH
and we’ll never be royals
sherlock fandom u ok
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
"who knows, jump out of a cake!" i think you’ve done enough jumping in your lifetime
i’m pretty sure there’s a fic for that anyway
whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is:
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.