THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
ive found one in the wild
somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures
i wanna see what i look like
trust fall prank
“I’M FALLING TRUST ME”
I think this is my favourite video on Tumblr.
“I got you”
YES YOU DO
MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
Midnight snack more like midnight 3 course meal w dessert
and in that moment every sherlockian’s heart skipped a bit
I KNOW PEOPLE SAY THIS A LOT, BUT I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET FOR YEARS.
Everyone else on the planet:
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom