Make Me Choose: Anonymous asked
Shawn and Gusor Turk and JD
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
OH MY GOD I JUTS FOUND ONE OF MY HORSE GRAPHICS FRO M WHEN I WAS LIKE 10
wHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS M EAN ? ???
why must you laugh at my suffering
science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water
Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.
god damn it science side of…
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…
Republicans watching gay pride parade
THAT IS THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*
if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit